Welcome to Carrie Gravenson's website. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you laugh again. You seem emotionally unstable.

Not that you asked, but here is a list of my fears, from most to least feared:

  1. Being on the subway with no reading material.

  2. Dunkin' Donuts employees.

  3. Death.

  4. Big mean dogs.

  5. Unknowingly going on stage with some kind of stain on my crotch.

It feels good to share.

How the show goes.

Funny. For a girl.