Welcome! Here's where I keep my face!
Here's my face. Do you want to see funny words come out of it while you sit in a dark room with strangers and laugh? Or would you rather sit in the comfort of your domicile or vehicle while you listen to the words my face had made previously? Or would you like to watch funny things my face does or says on previously recorded visual renderings? Or would you prefer to see funny things come out of my face in real time digitally from the comfort of your own home? Would you prefer some kind of combination of these things? This is the website for you.
Did you come to this website by accident? That's so weird. It's so very specific.
Either way: WELCOME!
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I just remembered I recorded my album with my fly down.
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