My Reaction to Internet Food Lists.

Every now and then, I come across an internet list entitled something to the effect of "Top 10 Foods That Will Make You Live Longer" or "Top 10 Most Unhealthy Foods to Avoid."  This is my reaction while reading those lists.

Top 10 Most Healthiest Best Foods You Should Definitely Eat All the Time

Food 1 (Something I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.
Food 2 (Something I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.
Food 3 (Something I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.
Food 4 (Something I don't eat): Nobody tells me what to do.  I'll do what I want.
Food 5 (Something I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.
Food 6 (Something I don't eat): Who writes this shit?  Is there a study to back this up?
Food 7 (Something I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.
Food 8 (Somethign I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.
Food 9 (Something I don't eat): Pffff. Who gets health advice from Buzzfeed?  Idiots.
Food 10 (Something I eat): I already eat that.  I'm a genius.

And that's how I read the internet!