Tired of conventions?

Me neither.  

Come watch me campaign at Gotham.

Tuesday, September 9th, 8pm
208 W 23rd St
New York, NY 10011
Reservations: (212) 367-9000

Here's my new favorite joke that I totally didn't write.

What did the zero say to the eight?
I like your belt.

Then, I flipped it:

What did the eight say to the zero?
Where the fuck's your belt?

Vote for which one is funnier.

And vote for me at Gotham on the 9th.