Welcome to Carrie Gravenson's website. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you laugh again. You seem emotionally unstable.

Tired of conventions?

Me neither.  

Come watch me campaign at Gotham.

Tuesday, September 9th, 8pm
208 W 23rd St
New York, NY 10011
Reservations: (212) 367-9000

Here's my new favorite joke that I totally didn't write.

What did the zero say to the eight?
I like your belt.

Then, I flipped it:

What did the eight say to the zero?
Where the fuck's your belt?

Vote for which one is funnier.

And vote for me at Gotham on the 9th.

Popping my YouTube cherry.

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